4 quotes have been tagged as home-alone: E.A. Bucchianeri: ‘You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Take my advice. The countdown s.
“You staying home all alone on New Year's Eve? Unthinkable. Take my advice ... the countdown should be shared with someone, or it's just another set of numbers passing you by.”
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“When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.”
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“Alone at home,
Washing dishes while thinking about her that
How beautiful it would’ve been if she was here.”
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Washing dishes while thinking about her that
How beautiful it would’ve been if she was here.”
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:Out the window?Harry starts climbing out onto a zip line:I'm not going out the window!:What're you scared, Marv? Are you afraid? C'mon, get out here.:Marv follows Harry and they start across the ropeOhhh, let's go back. Let's go back, Harry!:Shut up, Marv!:Holds a pair of hedge shears to the rope on his endHey guys, check this out!:Huh, oh, go back!:Oh!
Good!They start making their way back,:Kevin severs the rope and both of them dropAHHHHHHHHHH!They slam into a brick wall and fall to the ground. :Everyone in this family.hates. me!:Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.:I don't want another family.
I don't want any family. Families suck!:Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.:.I. don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life. And I don't want to see anybody else either.:softlyI hope you don't mean that. You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.:No, I wouldn't.:Then say it again.
Maybe it will happen.:I hope that I never see any of you jerks again!. :Who is it?:It's Little Nero's, sir. I have your pizza.:Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell outta here.:Okay.leaves the pizza on the doormat:But what about the money?:What money?:matter-of-factly but sarcasticallyWell, you'll have to pay for your pizza, sir.:Is that a fact. How much do I owe ya?:Uh. That'll be $11.80, sir.Kevin drops the money from the dog door:Keep the change, ya filthy animal.:Cheapskate.starts to leave, but is stopped by Johnny's next line:Hey, I'm gonna give you to the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead!
1, 2, 10!machine gun fire; the delivery boy dashes back to his car and speeds away:opens the door and brings the pizza insideA lovely cheese pizza, just for me. :knocks on the back doorMerry Christmas, little fella. We know that you're in there, and that you're all alone.:Yeah, come on, kid, open up. It's Santy Claus. And his elf!:snickersWe're not gonna hurt you.:Oh no, no, we got some nice presents for you.Below their heads, Kevin slowly pushes the barrel of the air rifle through the doggie door and takes aim at Harry's groin:Be a good little fella now, and open the door.PING!:high-pitchedAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOO.Cursing fluently under his breath, he hops around holding his crotch, and falls to his knees:What?Harry falls down, still groaning and cursing:What? What happened?:Get the little.!Marv goes back and sticks his head through the dog door.
And sees Kevin laying on his belly on the floor, aiming the air rifle right between his eyes. Marv smiles lamely:Hello.PING!:AH! AHHH.!Marv falls back out of the doggie door, clutching his face:Yes! Yes-yes-yes-yes!He runs off to prepare the next trap:The little jerk is armed!:That's it, that's it! I'm going round the front, you go down to the basement!He storms off, swearing under his breath. :Harry, disguised as a cop greets Peter who's just come down the stairsAre you Mr McCallister?:Yeah.:The Mr McCallister who lives here?:Yes.:chiming inOh good, because someone owes me $122.50.:I'd like a word with you, Sir.:Am I under arrest or something like that?:No, no, no, no, no. It's Christmastime.
There's always a lot of burglaries around the holidays. So we're just checking the neighbourhood to see if everyone's taking the proper precautions. That's all.:Oh, well we have automatic timers for our lights.
Locks for our doors. That's about as good as you can get these days. Did you get some egg nog or something like that?:comes down the stairsCome on, Dad. Let's eat.:Egg.
Egg nog?Peter goes off with Buzz:Hey, listen will you be leaving. Er?trailing off:Kevin charges down the stairsPizza! :Walking up the stairs to the 2nd floorThere are 15 people in this house and you're the only one, who has to make trouble.:I'm the only one getting dumped on.:You're the only one acting up. Now, get upstairs.:I am upstairs, dummy.She opens the door to the 3rd floor attic:The third floor?:Go.:It's scary up there.:Don't be silly. Fuller'll be up in a little while.:I don't wanna sleep with Fuller.
You know about him, he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me, I know it.:Looks disgustedFine. We'll put him somewhere else.:I'm sorry.:It's too late. Get upstairs.:He walks half-way up, stops, and turns to face herEveryone in this family hates me.:Then, maybe you should ask Santa for a new family.:I don't want a new family, I don't want any family. Families suck.:Just stay up there. I don't want to see you again for the rest of the night.:I don't want to see you again for the rest of my whole life and I don't want to see anybody else, either.:Softly, in shockI hope you don't mean that.
You'd feel pretty sad if you woke up tomorrow morning and you didn't have a family.:No, I wouldn't.:Then, say it again. Maybe it'll happen.:I hope that I never see any of you jerks again.Turns around, walks the rest of the way up, as Kate closes the door behind him:Thinking to himself as he lays down on the pull-out sofaI wish they would all just disappear.